ROLL CALL: ‘Housewife’ Kim Zolciak Didn’t Trade In Big Papa For Big Mama

Kim Zolciak Will Be Tardy For The L Word Party: Despite a report by Us Weekly claiming that “Real Housewives of Atlanta’s” Kim Zolciak is dating a woman (DJ Tracy Young) the wig-wearing reality starlet told X17 that she’s not, in fact, dating ladies now. “Tracy’s a great friend of mine… I take pictures with a lot of girls,” she said in video posted on X17 on Tuesday. When asked if she was still with Big Papa, she said, “Yeah, I’ve had the same ring for a year. He’s doing great, it’s been on and off, and now it’s in a great place.” And judging from Kim’s insanely lavish lifestyle – she told X17 that she flew in to LA to have her hair done by celebrity hairstylist Kim Vo and then was planning to fly back to Atlanta the same day – we’re guessing she is still with Big Papa. Hmmm, where is NeNe Leakes’ disapproving stare when we need it?!

Bieber Wants Diddy’s Ride: Teen sensation Justin Bieber has only been 16 for two days, but he’s already setting his sights on a few car options. “I think I want a Range Rover,” he told People, but added, “[Diddy] said when I turn 16 he was going to give me his Lamborghini. But we all know Diddy’s not gonna give me his Lamborghini. He’s all talk.” Just what every 16-year-old needs… a Range Rover or Diddy’s Lamborghini.

Megan Fox Claims Only Two!: Only two men have gone where millions of have longed to go. “I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green.] I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick,” Megan told Harper’s Bazaar in its April issue. “I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.” Don’t be fooled by the movies, or photo shoot faces she makes on the red carpet people!

Oscar Ladies – Watch Your Step!: The stage at the Kodak Theatre for Sunday’s Oscars could be a danger zone for winners working the super high heels. “The stage will be raised higher, which means more steps to accept your awards,” Oscar scriptwriter Bruce Vilanch told the New York Post’s Page Six. “So the ladies may have to be careful with their long trains, tight dresses and heels. Obviously, we do not want any slip-ups.” Might we suggest a pair of nice sensible flats?

Daily Aww!: One of Hollywood’s cutest dad/daughter duos, Cam Gigandet and daughter Everleigh, brought their uber-adorableness out on Tuesday for lunch at Toast Bakery and Café in West Hollywood, Calif. – makes us just want to reach out and pinch those cheeks – and baby’s cheeks too.