ROLL CALL: Taylor Lautner Immortalized In Plastic

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Even Taylor Lautner’s Plastic Doll Has Abs!: Ken better hit the Dream House’s gym – because Mattel is releasing a Jacob Black doll and he’s only wearing cutoff jeans… not to mention, he’s sporting some major plastic abs. AccessHollywood.com has confirmed that Taylor Lautner will be immortalized in Mattel’s “Twilight” Barbie line. The Jacob doll – which Twi-Hards will have to throw down $24.95 to play with – doesn’t hit shelves until February 2010. The doll’s release is timed with the DVD release of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon.” We can only imagine the millions of Twi-Hards doing unspeakable things with the already released Bella “Twilight” Barbie doll – or even Barbie herself – if she’s lucky!

Lady Gaga Promises Something Big: Are you ready to see Lady Gaga mix it up with Blair Waldorf on tonight’s “Gossip Girl?” The outrageous singer told People, “For me, this is one of the most innovative ways an artist has performed on a television show… it’s exciting.” As long as she throws blood on Serena and Dan, we’ll be more than pleased!

Jen Continues To Thrill Below The Border: Jennifer Aniston continued her skin-fest over the weekend in Los Cabos, Mexico. After being spotted in an emerald bikini last week, the 40-year actress delighted photographers in a purple two-piece – proving that Courteney Cox isn’t the only “Friend”-turned-hot cougar to contend with! See Jen’s beach bod, HERE!

Suri And The City: And in younger fashion news, Suri Cruise continues to be quite the pint-sized fashionista! She was spotted over the weekend in Boston sporting heels, a stylish red jacket – and an Elmo doll. See Suri’s weekend style, HERE!