Kimbeciles, rejoice! "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" dropped its first Season 2 trailer on Monday, and it seems the title heroine is still adjusting to New York City life as adorably as ever.
The clip showcases star Ellie Kemper returning as former doomsday cult member Kimmy, as she tries to get her life "back on track" with a job at a year-round Christmas store and more advanced flirting skills.
"I don't know if I'm seeing him again. I didn't do that part," she tells roommate and aspiring Broadway thespian Titus Andromedon (Emmy nominee Tituss Burgess) of an attractive fellow she spotted.
"What do I always say?" an exasperated Titus asks.
"'Don't touch my dolls, they're strictly look-upons?'" Kimmy volunteers. "'John Cusack got fat but I still would?'"
"No! Get the digits!" Titus wails. "THE DIGITS!"
Meanwhile, a post-divorce Mrs. Voorhees (Jane Krakowski) is formulating a strategy to maintain her trophy wife benefits without being an actual wife.
"Lose the jerk but keep the perks," she proudly explains to Kimmy of her plans. "Trademark – me."
Other highlights include one of Kimmy's fellow bunker escapees teaming up with an Elmo street performer for a questionable night out, Kimmy herself indulging in the delights of cute animal videos on the internet, and more sage wisdom from quirky landlord, Lillian (Carol Kane).
Choose your own adventure with "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt," when Season 2 premieres April 15 on Netflix.
-- Erin Biglow