ROLL CALL: Is Paula Abdul Asking Staffers To Call Her ‘Warrior’ & ‘Gift’?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Forever Our ‘Gift’!: Paula Abdul is back and some are saying she’s a “gift” and we couldn’t agree more! According to Us Weekly, a few interesting tidbits have surfaced about alleged demands “The X-Factor” judge has recently been making from her staffers. The mag claims that Paula asks that she be called “warrior, survivor and gift.” She also reportedly wants all of her conversations recorded “because she doesn’t trust her own conversations.” A mag source also claimed, “She also makes them check the TiVo for any mention of her and put it on a DVD.” We may never know if these claims are true, but there’s no denying that Paula is truly a gift regardless!

Lil’ Lohan Gives Good Face!: Ali Lohan is stepping into the spotlight. Lindsay Lohan’s 17-year-old sister is now a model. The first pics of Ali’s campaign for PRVCY Premium denim has surfaced. Check out the shots HERE! Supermodel or still just Lilo’s lil’ sis?

Lil’ Schwarzenegger Gives Good Chest: Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, is also basking in the spotlight – shirtless. The 17-year-old is featured in a billboard ad for Hudson jeans, which is prominently displayed on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. According to Radar, Patrick is hoping to land more work with Ralph Lauren and Armani. See his billboard, HERE!

Depp? Mayer?: A man, who TMZ claims is John Mayer, surfaced yesterday looking a lot like Johnny Depp. After a detailed analysis and repeated viewings, we’re still not sure who it is! Check out the mystery man, HERE!